Thank you Hot Girl Phillies fans!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008 ·

Seriously, the ratio of good-looking female fans to not so good-looking Phillies fans is at such a positive rate. Also, I'm proud to say that are female fans rarely wear the lame pink jerseys (alright if they were purchased to support Breast Cancer), but they wear real jerseys or the normal colors.

Whether they make their way to the stadium because of Chase Utley, Cole Hamels, Pat Burrell, some other obscure player, or just their love for baseball, it is awesome. Take tonight for instance, in a game were Hamels pitched great again, the offense put another boring effort up on the scoreboard as they were shut out by Joel Piniero -- yeah, exactly, the hot fans at least give us something to look at. They also actually knew a little something about each hitter. Sometimes they're smarter than the average young male adult fan at the games.

So, thank you girl Phillies fans, you make these shitty four game losing streaks at home a little more tolerable. Keep wearing what you're wearing. Just think the less skin you cover, the better chance you have at being on the jumbotron!

Damnit, why is this team so shitty at home? Why!? A 2-0 shutout by Joel Piniero and friends? Seriously. Get your fucking heads out of your asses and learn how to hit in a HITTER'S PARK!

4 Comments:

bobby said...
July 9, 2008 at 1:09 AM  

post some pictures!

Ryan said...
July 9, 2008 at 2:00 AM  

Nice blog. and you're right we do need to remove our heads from our asses. My old boss used to always say 1st step pull your head out of your ass. he needs to come talk to the phillies

Justin Evans said...
July 9, 2008 at 9:06 AM  

hahah, I don't have any pictures. I like to look, not stalk.

John "Roose" Russo said...
July 9, 2008 at 9:22 AM  

Justin kept mental pictues ; )

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