All-Star Festivities

Boo? Fuck you. The often quiet Chase Utley was mic'd up during the home run derby and well, the often quiet Chase Utley let an f-bomb slip as he was joing around with Dan Uggla.

Chase Utley's 5 home runs did not get him into the second round, but he did hit two gold balls. Josh Hamilton stole the show with his 28 home runs in the first round and just about every one of them were fucking moon shots. The new steroids? Hardcore drugs, finding Jesus, destroy home run Derby records. It has been such an amazing story for Josh Hamilton and I wish him the best for the rest of his career. It is nice to see people turn their lives around and it is nice to know that baseball, besides Jesus, is the one thing that keeps him going. However, Josh...how can you let a Canuck win the home run derby? Booo!

And then we had the epic all-star game that almost put us into the same boat in the past that caused Bud Selig to make the game worth something. Last night's game went into the Bottom of the 15th and Brad Lidge recorded the loss after he had warmed up not one, not two, but SIX different times in over a two hour span. Hill Billy Wagner blew the game in the 8th. Chase Utley hit a single in the 6th after two weak at-bats early in the game. JD Douche (sorry used to it even though it was the Phillies front-office's fault, but I'd rather have Burrell anyway) was named the game's MVP as he went 2-4 with a 2-run home run.

Soriano picking his nose.